Top Five Reasons to Go Black Friday Shopping

     5. It’s a good excuse to buy a bunch of things you don’t need (but its sooo cheap)!

     4. You can save money so you can gamble more at the races.

     3. You can finally put the tent you bought at last year’s black Friday event to use
          by camping out in front of your favorite stores.

     2. Instead of paying Pay-Per-View to see a fight, go to your local Wal-Mart and
          pretty much in every isle there is a punch-up going on (don’t even try to go toe
          to toe with Dennis O’Neill over the last wife-beater tank top).

     1. Sales end at noon so you can still make Hollywood Park’s first post at 12:30pm.