Top Five Reasons Mother Nature Blew Down Team O’Neill’s Santa Anita Barn

     5. She thought the horses would look better in a new modern barn.
     4. She was bored.
     3. She wanted team O’Neill to stay over in Inglewood for an extended period of time
         (over here she is called Mutha Nacha).
     2. She thought Steve Rothblum’s PT cruiser was on fire.
     1. She was play wrestling with old St. Nick and his cologne made her sneeze.