Saturday, December 24, 2011

Top Five Christmas Eve Activities of Team O’Neill

     5. Go to church and pray for a winner or two on opening day (why is everyone saying
         watch for lightning?).
     4. Last minute Christmas shopping (does the local liquor store have gift cards?).
     3. Crack out the elastic waistband sweatpants (mainly for comfort, nothing to do with
         a turkey, honey baked ham and variety of desserts that we most likely will
         consume).
     2. Hunker down and watch some pro football (I wish grandma would stop throwing the
         dinner rolls like Aaron Rodgers).
     1. Try to figure out a way to explain to the people we forgot to get gifts for that we
         thought they were Jewish (sorry Mom).

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