Top Five Things You DON’T Want to Hear on the Opening Day of March Madness

     5. “You’re afternoon meeting is back on.”
     4. “There is a ‘George of the Jungle’ special on that the kids want to watch.”
     3. “Sorry honey, I forgot to pay the cable bill.”
     2. “My name is Bill and I’m an alcoholic.”
     1. “We’re out of chips, dip and beer!”