Top Five Signs You Are in Love with the Game of Horseracing

     5. You make your husband wear jockey silks, goggles and a helmet while he
          mows the lawn.    
     4. Instead of a Farrah Fawcett poster on your bedroom ceiling, you have a
         poster of Zenyatta.
     3. When you can name all the past winners of the George Woolf Memorial but can’t
          remember who the last three presidents of the US were.
     2. You wallpaper your bathroom with the Racing Form.
     1. You refer to your wife as the “big mare.”