Top Five Signs You’re Having a Good Sunday

     5. You show up to church and you aren’t locked out (and the priest doesn’t single
         you out this time).    
     4. The paper boy throws the neighbor's newspaper on YOUR driveway (who
         needs to pay for a subscription?).
     3. When you call the Racing Office to enter your horse and they say, “The race is
         going to go with a 5 horse field.”
     2. When you wake up in your own bed and know where your car is.
     1. When it DOESN’T take 1 ½ hours to watch 60 Minutes.