Top Five LEAST Effective Horse Chatter in the Starting Gate

     5. “Hey Mr. Ed heard you have a problem with the old Guinness bottle.”
     4. “Don’t act like you don’t like that assistant starter putting his tongue in your ear.”
     3. “I heard your dad was gelded after your birth.”
     2. “You look like you did a 50 yard dash in a 40 yard arena.”
     1. “Don’t be checking out my rear end when I pass you.”