Thursday, May 10, 2012

Top Five Perks of Winning the Kentucky Derby

     5. No one questions you about wearing your lucky Derby underwear for weeks
         on end.
     4. If I buy a 6 inch sub at Subway, I get the second one free.
     3. The girl at the White Castle drive-thru throws in a couple extra ketchups now.
     2. Free entrance to the Trainer's Lounge at Hollywood Park.
     1. The horse and jockey in front of the Galt House will be painted in our winning
         colors for all of the world to see.

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  1. Weekend In Kentucky
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  2. Don't forget the horse and jockey in the Derby Museum's winner's circle will also represent the win! Along with huge pictures in the lobby, time machine, "The Greatest Race". It's the year of "I'll Have Another"!

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