5. Go to church and pray for a winner or two on opening day (why is everyone saying 
         watch for lightning?).
     4. Last minute Christmas shopping (does the local liquor store have gift cards?).
     3. Crack out the elastic waistband sweatpants (mainly for comfort, nothing to do with 
         a turkey, honey baked ham and variety of desserts that we most likely will 
         consume). 
     2. Hunker down and watch some pro football (I wish grandma would stop throwing the 
         dinner rolls like Aaron Rodgers). 
     1. Try to figure out a way to explain to the people we forgot to get gifts for that we 
         thought they were Jewish (sorry Mom).
 
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